Zemke and the Crew

I Only Live Just Up There!

One open trench, one Road Closed sign and one very hopeful motorist

· #33

Three-panel comic on a suburban street. Panel 1, 8:15 am: Kev the koala in a hard hat and hi-vis holds a STOP bat beside a ROAD CLOSED sign; an open trench with barriers crosses the lane. Kev says 'Trench is right across the lane. Road's closed till lunch.' Panel 2, 8:16 am: a blue hatchback pulls up and the motorist leans out: 'Morning! Does Road Closed count if I only live at number 14?' Kev clutches his hard hat. Panel 3: Zemke the emu stretches a tape measure across the trench showing 2.0 m and says 'I measured it for you. Two whole metres.' Kev, thumbs up: 'So... how's your hatchback at the long jump?' The motorist, off-panel: '...Detour it is. Cheers, mate!' A green Telegram pill reads 'Telegram · Trench crew checked in 6:30 AM'.

The problem in this strip

Road crews spend the morning answering the same question at the barrier. It helps when the office already knows who's on site and since when.

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Panel by panel

Panel 1: 8:15 am · Road closed, open trench

Kev on the STOP bat beside the trench.

Kev: Trench is right across the lane. Road's closed till lunch.

Panel 2: 8:16 am · A motorist has a question

A hatchback pulls up to the barrier.

Motorist: Morning! Does 'Road Closed' count if I only live at number 14?

Panel 3: 8:16 am · The crew measures up

In scene: Telegram · Trench crew checked in 6:30 AM (illustrative example).

Zemke: I measured it for you. Two whole metres.

Kev: So... how's your hatchback at the long jump?

Motorist: ...Detour it is. Cheers, mate!

Strip footer: Characters are made up.

Characters, sites, names and chat messages are made up. Chat screens are illustrative examples, not screenshots.

Questions about this strip

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No. They check in and out in Telegram, which most already have on their phones.

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A real person: the supervisor or owner you choose, right in the chat.

Can I see more than one site at once?

Yes. The web dashboard shows each site's check-ins and check-outs in one place.

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