Zemke and the Crew

Can I Just Reverse Up It?

One lane, one wet ramp and one very creative driver

· #53

Three-panel comic in a basement car park. Panel 1, 9:35 am: Kev the koala in a hard hat and hi-vis holds a STOP/SLOW bat at the bottom of a ramp signed 'B1 UP'. The right lane is wet concrete behind cones and a 'WET · CURING' sign; a teal SUV waits. Kev says 'Right lane's curing. One lane, one way. Ninety seconds, tops.' Panel 2, 9:36 am: the SUV's reversing lights glow with a 'BEEP · BEEP' callout; the driver asks 'If I reverse up it, that's the right way, yeah?' Panel 3, 9:36 am: Monty the monkey holds a 'ROAD RULES' handbook upside down and says 'In my defence, the handbook doesn't say no.' Zemke the emu says 'Reverse up a wet ramp? I can't even walk backwards.' Kev has flipped the bat to SLOW. A green Telegram pill reads 'Telegram · Ramp crew checked in 6:30 AM'.

The problem in this strip

A one-lane day runs smoother when everyone on the ramp knows who's on, where, and since when.

What ZimQi really does

Crew check in and check out on Telegram in a few taps, with no app to download. The supervisor approves or rejects the hours right in the chat, and every site's day shows up on one web dashboard. So you can see who's on which site at a glance.

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Panel by panel

Panel 1: 9:35 am · B2 ramp, one lane curing

Kev on the STOP bat; the right lane is wet concrete.

Kev: Right lane's curing. One lane, one way. Ninety seconds, tops.

Panel 2: 9:36 am · Reverse lights on

BEEP · BEEP.

SUV driver: If I reverse up it, that's the right way, yeah?

Panel 3: 9:36 am · The crew answers

In scene: Telegram · Ramp crew checked in 6:30 AM (illustrative example).

Monty: In my defence, the handbook doesn't say no.

Zemke: Reverse up a wet ramp? I can't even walk backwards.

Strip footer: Characters are made up.

Characters, sites, names and chat messages are made up. Chat screens are illustrative examples, not screenshots.

Questions about this strip

Can I see more than one site at once?

Yes. ZimQi handles multiple sites, and the web dashboard shows each site's check-ins and check-outs in one place.

Do my crew need to download an app?

No. They check in and out in Telegram, which most already have on their phones.

Who approves the hours?

A real person: the supervisor or owner you choose, right in the chat.

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