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Zemke and the Crew strips about access plans.

Three-panel comic. Panel 1, 8:00 am at apartment 6.02: Gail the giraffe and Sam the platypus stand beside an access-plan board (runners down, dust sheets up, 9 AM – 2 PM) while Kev the koala carries a toolbox. Gail says 'Runners down, dust sheets up. Done by two.' Sam says 'Your floors won't even know we're here.' Panel 2, 8:04 am: the apartment door opens a crack and the resident says 'No walking through. No ropes. Can't they just pop up?' Gail, hands on her head, replies 'Pop up… to the sixth floor?' while Sam facepalms. Panel 3, 8:20 am on the footpath six floors down: a green Telegram pill reads 'Crew checked in 8:58 am'. Zemke the emu holds up a Plan B card ('A · flap harder' crossed out, 'B · Santa's sleigh'), Monty the monkey studies a map, and Kev shrugs: 'We're good tradies, mate. Not paratroopers.'

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#46 · 27 Oct 2026

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