Zemke and the Crew

Sixth-Floor Balcony Access

When a client asks the crew to just 'pop up'

· #46

Three-panel comic. Panel 1, 8:00 am at apartment 6.02: Gail the giraffe and Sam the platypus stand beside an access-plan board (runners down, dust sheets up, 9 AM – 2 PM) while Kev the koala carries a toolbox. Gail says 'Runners down, dust sheets up. Done by two.' Sam says 'Your floors won't even know we're here.' Panel 2, 8:04 am: the apartment door opens a crack and the resident says 'No walking through. No ropes. Can't they just pop up?' Gail, hands on her head, replies 'Pop up… to the sixth floor?' while Sam facepalms. Panel 3, 8:20 am on the footpath six floors down: a green Telegram pill reads 'Crew checked in 8:58 am'. Zemke the emu holds up a Plan B card ('A · flap harder' crossed out, 'B · Santa's sleigh'), Monty the monkey studies a map, and Kev shrugs: 'We're good tradies, mate. Not paratroopers.'

The problem in this strip

You can lay ten metres of runners to protect every centimetre of flooring, and someone will still ask if the crew can teleport straight onto a sixth-floor balcony. A clear access plan up front makes that conversation short.

What ZimQi really does

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Panel by panel

Panel 1: 8:00 am, Apartment 6.02

Gail and Sam walk through the access plan; Kev carries the toolbox.

Gail: Runners down, dust sheets up. Done by two.

Sam: Your floors won't even know we're here.

Panel 2: 8:04 am, one small request from 6.02

The resident opens the door a crack.

Resident: No walking through. No ropes. Can't they just pop up?

Gail: Pop up… to the sixth floor?

Panel 3: 8:20 am, footpath, six floors down

Zemke holds up Plan B; Monty checks the map. In scene: Telegram · Crew checked in 8:58 am.

Zemke's card: Plan B? A · flap harder (crossed out). B · Santa's sleigh.

Kev: We're good tradies, mate. Not paratroopers.

Strip footer: Characters are made up.

Characters, sites, names and chat messages are made up. Chat screens are illustrative examples, not screenshots.

Questions about this strip

Do my crew need to download an app?

No. They check in and out in Telegram, which most already have on their phones.

Who approves the hours?

A real person: the supervisor or owner you choose, right in the chat. If they reject, ZimQi asks why and the worker sees the reason.

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