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Three-panel comic. 8:00 am at Harbour St: Kev the koala is on site at a locked gate while the client texts 'Sorry Kev! Running 5 mins late with the gate key!' and Kev replies 'No worries, I'm clocked in at the gate!' saying 'Client says 5 mins. Famous last words.' At 8:45 am Zemke the emu notes 'Good thing you clocked in at 7:58, Kev. Client's 5 mins is now 47. Tea?' At 9:05 am the customer arrives with the key and coffees for the whole crew. Kev: 'Forgiven. Completely forgiven.' Sam: '7:58 start + free coffee. Approved.'

The Five-Minute Customer

#16 · 22 Oct 2026

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